January 2011
1 post
Jan 3rd
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December 2010
1 post
Happy Thing
Merry 25th of December.  Now go and eat a stupid amount of food and watch the telly with the family.  That’s what people do around this time, right?
Dec 24th
September 2010
1 post
Sep 20th
4 notes
June 2010
3 posts
Jun 16th
Jun 13th
How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight?
Created by Oatmeal
Jun 2nd
May 2010
2 posts
May 19th
“Whatever type of Wall’s sausage is contrived by this great experiment, the...”
– Boris Johnson, Mayor of London (via aplanlessman)
May 7th
April 2010
5 posts
Apr 21st
Apr 13th
What a National Accident Helpline Advert Really...
aplanlessman: I’m supposed to be an experienced technician. Knowing full well that the ladder my company provided me for my job wouldn’t be safe I proceeded to use it regardless in the hope that I injured myself enabling me the chance to claim lots of money. I was fitting something to a wall very high up which could probably have be en installed at eye level and the ladder inevitably gave...
Apr 12th
Actual Conversations Heard In Game Shops #1
Son (About 12 years old) : Dad, can I have that game?
Dad: Saints Row? No, you can't have that, it's a bit naughty.
Son: Can I have it?
Dad: No, it's an 18, look.
Son: I have Gears of War. And Modern Warfare 2. They're both 18.
Dad: Yeah, but they're different.
Apr 6th
“Information: You just unplugged a device from the audio jack”
– Windows 7
Apr 5th
March 2010
4 posts
Changing Tastes
People do tend to change their tastes over time.  They look back at things they liked when they were younger and often say ‘What was I thinking?’.  I’m no different.  I have some shameful music I used to listen to.  (No, I’m not detailing it) One recent change I’ve noticed is that I’m slowly getting into Science Fiction, which was something I never particularly...
Mar 18th
Mar 15th
“A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.”
– Albert Einstein
Mar 14th
Mar 14th
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October 2009
3 posts
“It’s the joggers I don’t trust. They’re the ones who always...”
– Bill Bailey
Oct 18th
“Only things worth living for are innocence and magic, amen”
– ‘Silver Lining’ by David Gray
Oct 7th
Howdy!
Well, this will probably be one of those things that I never bother doing anything with.  Bit like MySpace really.  I remember when that was all the rage with the kids.  Well, anything that won’t fit on Twitter can go here, I s’pose.
Oct 4th